Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 10, 2019

Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016

Spliz-Nut

Someone who is a mad hater and dislikes people that are poor

Marcus: Jacobe, Why do you have to be a little Spliz-Nut; just because my shirts better than yours

Jacobe: Shut up! Im going home

by Sampson_Jones March 22, 2009

Mad Nuts

When someone is crazy about another person & then they meet someone who is nuts about them. Then combine them and you get "Mad Nuts!"

I am just "Mad Nuts" about you!

by Jewels4Justin July 22, 2010

Fug-nuts

A female who is "fugly" and also might have larger nuts than a man.

Second meaning: A "fugly" girl who is also crazy.

That girl Kelly is fug-nuts.

by DrTom07 August 31, 2010

Ooze nut

The type of nutting were the cum oozes out.

Bro i ooze nut.

by Ur mummy hella gey November 8, 2018

dribble nut

A man who gets piss on the front of him when pissing, usually caused by the lack of proper shaking.

"Dude, what did you do, forget to unzip it first, you stupid dribble nut."

by TCW00dy March 16, 2004