history dump

Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.
When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.

If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.
by FlyingBrain March 27, 2012
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Renaissance Phantom Dump

Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.
Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.
by PColaCajun December 23, 2023
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Dump Ring

When a large, long, and fairly sturdy turd strikes the inside of a toilet bowl, and is then flushed. It will often create a circular smudge or smear around the inside of the bowl. This term was coined by a woman living somewhere in the Midwest, USA after her son deposited such a turd into her toilet bowl and attempted to flush, but he left it for her to discover the next morning.
"Who left the giant 'dump ring' in my toilet!!!"
by Whoop, there it is! June 14, 2021
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dump shui

The perfectly balanced atmosohere created for the ultimate confort during defication.
Bro, the dump shui in your bathroom is on point.

poop toilet dump comfort martha stewart
by oPtaylor March 07, 2016
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greasy dump tiger

Greasy Greasy people,wearing shirts that look like they should be left at the dump when there
Tim Aubry, a greasy dump tiger
by mustard tigers April 22, 2011
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diddy dump

when u got a diddy dump on yo head
what’s that on yo head?”

lil ugly ahh with a diddy dump”
by diddydump June 03, 2022
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the slow dump

The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
by TByrd March 13, 2016
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