fart face

One who has a permanent facial expression as if ready to "let one fly".

Wow, that woman has a major fart face!

by daltheacat December 3, 2009

fart sandwich

A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.

I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits - but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.

by Rob Mitchell December 7, 2006

cereal fart

This is the flatulance which occurs after an enormous bowl of rasin bran or chereos. The wheat is partialy indigestable creating a rather large amount of gas and a penatrating odor, even after a dump. Sometimes the chereos come out whole.

cumming from his ass was a stream of cereal farts.

by vinnyfromqueens February 7, 2010

Spaghetti fart

The type of fart A coworker has after eating an un godly amount of spaghetti.

There goes Scott P bebopping around with those spaghetti farts.

by Nmvd89 January 29, 2017

Frank Fart

When a fart gives a resemblance to a short Italian named Frank who may have eaten too much lasagna, and enjoys victimizing the less able. The frank fart sounds like this:

paaaaaaahahashshshshahahshashasha

like a "Pa-sha-sha" sound, combined with a motor bike run on deisel.

My Frank Fart sounded like I had hit an accused an old granny of taking my Cadillac for a spin, and filled the gas tank with pure hydrogen!

by Lappyloops December 20, 2007

Rogue Fart

a fart that wasn't supposed to happen or came unexpectantly.

So I was walking by this hot chick when I had a rogue fart come out.

by Shankles November 16, 2004

Faint Farted

Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.

"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"

by matbat January 10, 2009