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Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.
You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT
by Cedscrub April 11, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.
Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!
by LordJenal September 2, 2022
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I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024
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skibidi toilet

a type of brainrot content from the deepest pits of hell made by one fucker called dafuqboom
mostly watched by clinically retarded gen alpha mfs that always says those "brr skibidi dop dop dop" bullshit
dealing with a ST kid will definitely make you go so batshit insane that mental asylums can't cure it & will make you go on a killing spree
basically the internet version of a zombie virus
dad: hey sonnie what r you watching
his braindead kid: skibidi toilet
dad: stop watching that, its harmful
his braindead kid: whyy?????? its so fun!!!1!1!1! skibidi dop dop yes yes skidbid y
dad: i said stop
his braindead kid: nooo!!!!!! its very fun!!!!!1!!11!
dad: stop it or else you're not gonna see the light of day again
his braindead kid: noooooo!!!!!!!!!!

(the kid's body was found in a target dumpster)
by clogclique November 12, 2023
mugGet the skibidi toiletmug.

Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.
If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.
by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

Toilet pain

A word that describes having the worst dump of your life that it hurts
"IM HAVING TOILET PAIN RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH"
by epicnamehere July 24, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet refers to a YouTube series made by DaFuq?!Boom. Skibidi Toilet is the worst thing ever made and is the worst piece of shit to ever exist in this world.
Gen Alpha: I like skibidi toilet!
Unbrainrotted guy: Ew no Skibidi Toilet is shit.
Gen Alpha: No you're lying you have level zero gyatt! Skibidi toilet is the b-
Unbrainrotted guy: *shoots kid*
by ‌  August 19, 2024
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