fart sandwich

A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.

I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits - but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.

by Rob Mitchell December 7, 2006

cereal fart

This is the flatulance which occurs after an enormous bowl of rasin bran or chereos. The wheat is partialy indigestable creating a rather large amount of gas and a penatrating odor, even after a dump. Sometimes the chereos come out whole.

cumming from his ass was a stream of cereal farts.

by vinnyfromqueens February 7, 2010

stray fart

Once somebody farts and it the initial smell has disappeared, but then the smell returns, this is referred to as a stray fart.

Can also be used to indicate that someone is hanging around like a bad smell and should leave.

I wandered into a stray fart over there, man was it smelly!

Haitham is being such a stray fart.

by Baron Boffin September 1, 2009

Frank Fart

When a fart gives a resemblance to a short Italian named Frank who may have eaten too much lasagna, and enjoys victimizing the less able. The frank fart sounds like this:

paaaaaaahahashshshshahahshashasha

like a "Pa-sha-sha" sound, combined with a motor bike run on deisel.

My Frank Fart sounded like I had hit an accused an old granny of taking my Cadillac for a spin, and filled the gas tank with pure hydrogen!

by Lappyloops December 20, 2007

Faint Farted

Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.

"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"

by matbat January 10, 2009

freezer fart

when you let one rip in a cold place, such as a restaurant's walk-in cooler. Low temperatures have a stench-enhancing property when it comes to farts, so when this act is performed, not only does the fart stay enclosed in the cooler until the door is left open long enough for it to escape, but also smells about ten times worse. In general, freezer farting is a fun and hilarious thing to do.

I ripped one helluva freezer fart in the cooler at work today. Joey went back there to get something and the smell was so bad his eyes started watering. Good times.

by SweetDoggyM January 14, 2016

fart porn

A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.

Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”

by ejh123 May 18, 2019