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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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Flip side

A time when you got no money or when you're broke
Nobody misses you when you're on the flip side
by Ray kusma December 19, 2018
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Side Niece

When the side bitch has a girlfriend, she becomes the side niece to the side bitch’s bitch
Yo Carla be the best side niece bro!
by Geralt-with-a-titty November 6, 2021
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chisel on the side

To lie and pilfer. To steal small amounts over time.
"It's easier to Lie and chisel on the side.." -Frank Zappa
"I always wondered how he made so much money. He would chisel on the side and say the parts cost more and pocket the difference."
by inkii_xd October 18, 2016
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Summer Side Hoe

Your side hoe in the summertime. Usually dumped after Labor Day.
"Hey man, this yo girl?"
"Nah fam this my Summer Side Hoe."
by tennis.ratchet August 4, 2015
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Side handed compliment

A compliment in between a regular compliment and a backhanded complement. It’s more of a neutral statement.
What she said wasn’t really a compliment, it was more of a side handed compliment if u ask me.
by Hollowblue March 27, 2021
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