social retard

A person who is past 17 years of age and is still virgin

If you are Steve carrell in the movie the 40 year old virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America?

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

social retard

A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons

If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2013

Social Scat

Tweets and other social media entries left by an individual. Often studied and analyzed in order to draw conclusions about a persons online and offline personae. Currently not readily accepted as being reliable, although it is admissible in a court of law and may be used against you. Especially if you act like an asshole.

By following the social scat of the Boston Bombers many concluded that the younger brother was not a religious fanatic.

by Uchoose April 26, 2013

social admin

The effort one has to put into maintaining relationships and organising events; the non-fun bit of friendships.

Jenny: How come you didn't RSVP to my party invite? Don't you like me?
Paul: Social admin overload this month.
Jenny: Fair enough.

by JB42 January 7, 2014

Social fellatio

The process of advancing yourself through clever, social engineering techniques, also known as "ass kissing" or "sucking up to someone"

Jim must have really performed some phenomenal social fellatio on his superiors to land his promotion. That guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow!

by BTheOne January 11, 2014

Social-tasking

(Verb): The art of multitasking on social media.

Texting, tweeting, and instagramming; my fingers hurt from all this social-tasking.

by Deslaur January 28, 2014

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

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Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Sexydimma March 5, 2014