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Baptism by smoke

A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.
Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
by JanesBestFriend May 2, 2023
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Smoke green blow white

A play on the phrase 'Go Green, Go White' used by students of Michigan State University when smoking weed or after seeing someone else smoking weed. Used in the same fashion as Go Green, Go White, where the call 'Smoke green' warrants the response 'Blow white'.
"I see you with the blunt man, smoke green!"
"Blow white! Hell yeah."

"You know the vibes it's smoke green blow white every fuckin day!"

"Smoke Green!"
"Blow White!"
by lead.buy.example May 4, 2023
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Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
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Big smoke

a dude who on halloween night gives out anything but candy (eg toothbrushes, fruits, etc) to trick or treaters

in reference to “you picked the wrong house fool” because you did
A: Hey kids heres some toothbrushes!
B: aw man it’s a big smoke
by babosi87 November 20, 2023
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smoked turkey brine

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023
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second hand smoke

when someone is smoking/vaping and they blow it into your mouth
usually something you ask for
‘is that mango ice? can you second hand smoke me?’
‘sure man’
*blows smoke into mouth*
by lalalalallalalalakal December 2, 2023
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Smoke

To let someone "cook” means to let someone do their thing. It's another way of saying “Give them some space, they're on to something.”

But, to smoke is a slower, gradual build-up to the eventual yet impressive final product - low heat, long hours.

Cooking is shorter with quicker results, while smoking is longer with a result that just as satisfying. Smoking requires more patience from the audience than cooking.
Example 1

Person A: I don't get it, when will this get good? Nothing's happening yet!

Person B: Nah... she's smoking, give her a sec.

Example 2

Person Y: He smoked that shit! Shouldn't have underestimated him.

Person Z: Trueee
by BloodMargera December 5, 2023
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