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2 September

The day when men start dating the girl they want and only want
Eg: Zayana will you be my gf on this day 2 September 2025
by Ahem/5?:4 September 1, 2025
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The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.
“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”
by Discoteca September 4, 2025
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25 September

National Pirots 4 day. Take some Money and tripple it in Pirots 4. Today is the day the algorithm gives you luck and you should play Pirots 4 lost in space.
Bro: you know today is 25 September

Other bro: Buzzalright, let’s play pirots 4
by Buzzalright September 25, 2025
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Super Spaghetti September

Spaghetti only, exceptions are 5 snacks in total.

- Related to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December

-5 snacks in total, if more than 5 snacks int total, you failed.

-Breakfast - SPaghetti
-Lunch - Spaghetti
-Supper - SPaghetti

-NOT recommended for people on diets or dislike spaghetti or other.

-enjoy the spaghetti my buddy
Dude 1: Yo bro, how are you on Super Spaghetti September?
Dude 2: I'm doing good, 1 more day to go! you?
Dude 1: I failed already :(
Dude 2: Aw, come on, Don't be sad, you can try next time!
by ANameCuzICan'tThey'reTaken November 9, 2018
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Spectacular Squirt September

The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
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no sex september

meaning you cannot have sex for the entire month of september
dude: are you in no sex september?
girl: hell no come here its my birthday
by 35965432qwe456789 November 16, 2019
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