squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell April 15, 2016

sausage dogging

When a girl or group of girls go for a night out and look for men to sleep with.

I fancy going sausage dogging in Hanley on Friday night.

by I. Lyc. Ett. January 26, 2014

Sausage Biscuit Roll Up

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”

by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021

sausage beard

Pubes

Hey, wanna see my sausage beard?

by BOINK!!! January 31, 2016

Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

Satan's Sausage

Those hot dog sausages, you know the ones, the ones that make you think "is that even edible?" Yeah, that's Satan's Sausage.

I found Satan's Sausage in Tescos today.

by RightInFortySixAnd2 December 16, 2017

Sausage Belt

A belt of man sausage....duh

Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt

by Sausage Belt April 26, 2020