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Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS) 

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"
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Sad Bitch Syndrome 

when a bish always feelin bad for herself
at least i wasn’t born with sad bitch syndrome
Sad Bitch Syndrome by Dirty Dan134 November 11, 2018

Lazy Lover Syndrome 

A person who consistently performs little or no physical effort in the bedroom or other sexual activities.
My girl's got major Lazy Lover Syndrome. I went down on her for an hour and half, but when it's blowjob time, she's 'tired' after five minutes.
Lazy Lover Syndrome by C.T. Hull February 15, 2019

Sunday Night Syndrome 

When an individual finds difficulty in going to sleep on Sunday night because they know they have to get up for work or school the following morning. This may also apply on any holiday night before a working day.
Guy 1: How did you sleep last night? You look tired.
Guy 2: I am, I think I had a case of Sunday Night Syndrome.
Guy 1: Ah that always happens to me, it's really annoying.

Small Big Streamer Syndrome 

When a streamer views their channel as much bigger than it actually is.

They act like lots of viewers is a given - and not earned by having skills, or an entertaining personality.

The way they stream changes drastically when they have fewer viewers than what they expect.

They tend to act like their viewers aren't worth their time, and show no signs of gratitude, and act very arrogant towards people generally.
Their biggest goal is to climb the ladder, and gain fame by clout-chasing bigger streamers
P1: Hey, this streamer is ranting about not having many viewers, and they won't even thank people for subscribing.

P2: Yeah, dude. He has Small Big Streamer Syndrome ("SBSS" for short) its sad really.

Sundance man syndrome

Similar to short man syndrome. Except the bearer of this awful title doesn't have to be short, stubby, vertically challenged or petite. Although short dicked is a common trait. And obviously angry. Usually at the world for getting dealt the short hand, or in this case the Sundance hand. He walks around with his face all red, his chest puffed out, and a chip on his shoulder. With a name like Sundance who can blame him?
Who's that party pooper over there all pissed off taking all the candy from those kids? He's acing like he has Sundance man syndrome.

Whats your friend's name? Moonwalker? Sunscreen? Sunburn? Sun of a bitch? Ohhhh!!! Duh! Sundance! Who could forget that? Silly me!

Inlander Dysphoria Syndrome

An affliction gained from living in Kentucky, Kansas, Illnois, or any other in-land area.

Thought to have been cured in 2004, this disease rots the mind of its host and makes them believe that "Yea, It's okay to live here for the rest of my life."
"I aint no nerd. I just really enjoy collecting rocks, quantum physics and astronomy. Your average small town girl."

"You have Inlander Dysphoria Syndrome, Roo"