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run-on salad

A verbal statement or block of text that is both word salad and a run-on sentence, often in the form of a string of words filled with scattered thoughts and no punctuation. A common form of communication among illiterates and former presidents.
Ever since Elon Musk took over twitter, a lot of posts there seem to be run-on salad from weirdos and Boomers.
by Casual Observer 4565 January 10, 2024
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The Greek Sounding Salad Toss

A sexual act where one person inserts olives into the other's urethra, followed up with analingus.
"She gave him The Greek Sounding Salad Toss last night!"
by Trapmcfiggins January 18, 2024
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mud salad

a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.
I had a terrible mud salad before work and I needed a shower
by johnny sharp January 26, 2024
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The Potato Salad Tosser

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.
person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!

person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER

person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)
by Some guy 35 February 4, 2024
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eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.
Come and eat my salad.
by Likdicky625 April 25, 2023
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Salad fingers

Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.
by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023
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Shake Your Salad

What a man or woman says when trying to pick up someone.
Hey girl, don't forget the ranch when you shake your salad!
by ShowMeYourTD’s May 3, 2023
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