Russian Alligator

When you pull out of a girl who is laying prone as you are having sex with her, you cum on your stomach and chest. She lays there until it dries then she picks it off and eats it like potato chips.

If you love me, you would do the Russian Alligator

by PEEGARGLER September 13, 2025

Russian moon butter

You put smegma into a man's ass and churn it till it becomes butter

I'm gonna make Russian moon butter with you

by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025

Russian clown

a child molester from Russia

Demetre i told you if you take them, they will come for you! you Russian clown

by Rocheman4280 October 11, 2025

Russian Propaganda Bot

A russian propaganda bot is usually run by some random agent in moscow overseeing their horde usually on twitter or insta using the zov version of chatgpt and spout random bullshit like texas secession, usually pretending to be ukrainian, georgian, and almost all western europeans + america.

They all have blue checkmarks on twitter now since you can now buy them, fuck you elon.

russian propaganda bot: texas secession because we have warm water port and bla bla bla
human being: no
russian propaganda bot: Sorry, I cant generate a response based on the prompt you provided.

by the letter H is superior October 13, 2025

Russian roulette

It's when there are 6 men and 1 wo- Shh shh shh🤫 Anyways!😊

날카로운 secret 둘러싼
얘긴 베일 속에
점점 더 깊은 h-h-hush
맘을 겨눠 이제
여긴 온통 어두운 밤하늘색
그림자조차 길을 잃게 해
Oh 넌 항상 love is game
쉽게 즐기는 가벼움일 뿐이라고
뭐 이렇게 못된 얘기로 자꾸
피해 가려고만 하니 왜
커지는 heart b-b-beat
빨라지는데
너답잖게 heart b-b-b-beat
거려 나를 볼 때
마지막 남은 순간까지
점점 다가오지 crazy
아찔하게 겨눈 russian roulette
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
La-la-la-la-la (넌 이미)
Heart b-b-b-beat
마지막 남은 순간까지
내게 맡기게 될 거야 넌
달콤한 너의 Russian roulette
반짝인 secret
더 이상 외면하진 못해
버튼은 내가 p-p-push
받아들여 이제
니 맘 온통 내 모습 채워지게
꿈꿀 때조차 나를 찾게 돼
Oh 아직 넌 love is game
내게 말해도 흔들려 니 목소리도
장난스레 스친 눈빛 너머로
어쩔 줄 모르는 니 모습
커지는 heart b-b-beat
빨라지는데
너답잖게 heart b-b-b-beat
거려 나를 볼 때
마지막 남은 순간까지
점점 다가오지 crazy
아찔하게 겨눈 Russian roulette
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
La-la-la-la-la (넌 이미)
Heart b-b-b-beat
마지막 남은 순간까지
내게 맡기게 될 거야 넌
달콤한 너의 Russian roulette
이토록 깊은 꿈이 넌 처음일걸
내 맘이 이 밤이 아른거리는 game
You can't control
커지는 heart b-b-beat
빨라지는데
터질 듯한 heart b-b-b-beat
Key는 내가 쥘게
마지막 남은 순간까지
점점 다가오지 crazy
아찔하게 겨눈 Russian roulette
Ah-ah-ah-yeah
La-la-la-la-la (넌 이미)
Heart b-b-b-beat
마침내 빼낼 수도 없게 박혀
니 심장 더 깊은 곳
달콤한 너의 Russian roulette
커지는 heart b-b-beat
빨라지는데
La-la-la-la-la
커지는 heart b-b-beat
빨라지는데
La-la-la-la-la
Heart b-b-b-beat

stan red velvet 🫶😝

🧍- what's Russian roulette?
🧍 ♀️- Wow, you're so uncultured! Now close your mouth and open your ears! Ahem 커지는 heart b-b-beat 빨라지는데 너답잖게 heart b-b-b-beat 거려 나를 볼 때 마지막 남은 순간까지 점점 다가오지 crazy 아찔하게 겨눈 Russian roulette!
🧍- I'm obsessed. How can I make this my new personality!?
🧍 ♀️- By stanning red velvet, duhhhh!

by mr. snicker doodle October 13, 2025

Reverse Russian Wackamole

Strap a woman to a ceiling fan and strip her naked. Next, climb onto a ladder that is high enough for your penis to enter the woman. Then turn the fan on and when her vagina comes your way, stick your dick in really fast and pull out before she does another rotation. Continue this until you've had your orgasm.

Wanna do the Reverse Russian Wackamole?

by NupidStigger6741 October 13, 2025

Russian breakfast

A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches

Hey man, what you got there?

It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab

by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025