Russian Roll

When a you defecate into a bun which is then stuffed up a females or one of thise transsexylual pieces of shits' vaginas.

Oh that russian roll... i had fun taking a huge load on that Portuguese roll and stuffing it up my pandas pound

by ChapChapBerry October 07, 2019

Russian Rumbler

A fine cocktail composed of milk mango and peach vodka conjured up by Mikhail Gorbachev in his final year at Moscow International School of Politics.

I am gasping for a Russian Rumbler right now.
Mother Teresa this Russian Rumbler tastes like a milky mango masterpiece.
Have an empty tumbler? Why not fill it with a Russian Rumbler?

by SilentRighteous May 20, 2020

Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore

Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD

by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022

russian coin purse

A Russian anal gape associated with the pornstar alysa gap.

Omg did you see the size of that Russian coin purse? I could fit a years salary in there.

by RedsQueeny October 06, 2022

Russian beyblade

When you rip out anal beads in a speed so fast it is like you are ripping the cord on a beyblade

I did Russian beyblade with my girl last week and she is still not talking to me

by Floatson November 20, 2020

Russian Concussion

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.

Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.

by DylanKelleher69420 March 09, 2021

Russianing

When you speak russian unironically in the most random context

"I can't understand my friend while they are russianing."

by Bean_BoiTheBest May 22, 2022