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Woke Right

The woke right is a contemporary political phenomenon that mirrors the virtue signaling, identity politics, and outrage tactics of the woke left—but in service of conservative, populist, or nationalist goals. It deploys viral content, memes, and boycotts to attack progressive causes like DEI, gender ideology, and mass migration, framing these battles in absolute moral terms—often targeting racial egalitarianism and blank-slate humanism—and casting “patriots,” “Christians,” or “normal gays” as besieged identity groups.
Boycotting Bud Light over a trans ad? That’s the woke right”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”
by Frandalorian May 13, 2025
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shagging rights

When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance
"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"
by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011
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Imagine I spelt that right.

A humorous phrase used immediately after misspelling a word intentionally or not to acknowledge the mistake in a lighthearted, self-deprecating way. The phrase is often used by someone who is known to regularly misspell words, and it’s meant to make others laugh while playfully admitting defeat. It’s less about correcting the error and more about leaning into it for comedic effect, as if the speaker is laughing at themselves while rethinking their life choices.
Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I do ecnomcks.
Person B: Imagine I spelt that right.
by oAmfaii May 16, 2025
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right off it

When you do lodes of drugs and your right off ya head
Terrence was had lodes of belters and Mandy bombs now he's right off it
by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017
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