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I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.
person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023
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Real Moms

by PARANPUKE July 15, 2022
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Real madrid

Real madrid is the only football club in world which is allowed to play with 12 players on the pitch ( Refree)

They are also allowed to score offside goals in champions league night

Don't say messi name infront of real madrid fans

They loose their mind after hearing messi name
by Unknown_speaker May 4, 2024
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real and social concerns

for what to live and die.

as far as that goes focus on real and social concerns primarily in your waking life and - sweet dreams you can make happen!

all we here're into. ever.

as far as that goes what i like nothing more than to do viz. Urban Dictionary is pick the innocuous ones only to find something disgusting. the questionabler the better. choice!

substance, bound giving in to sound.

as far as that goes you're free wholly as long as you pick real and social concerns!.!
for years i had to make it make it to maidenhead, then i discovered real and social concerns. shirk-me-not
by silencut March 2, 2009
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The real beast

Kids with big ass heads and scar faces
by The big slime June 16, 2023
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real

A word that describes on how much you've suffered, how much you've lost. For example, you have strict parents. They push you too hard to the edge of a cliff because of how much of a "failure" you are. When you get low grades, they yell at you for not trying harder. When they yell at you, you're the victim in silent pain. If you yell back, they're the victim and punish you more for you to increase the amount of childhood trauma until you get tired and have a chance of losing emotions or committing suicide. Next is toxic friends. They ditch you on everything and say offensive jokes about you. They always make you feel left out and plan on making you suffer, making you feel insecure about yourself, and leading you to depression, anxiety, and anger. Lastly, the so-called "lover". Every time you are gone, they either talk shit about you or have a love affair with another. Once you give them all the love and affection they "deserved" which they don't, they'll leave you for someone else just because you weren't enough.
"I'm suffering so much in this world, I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna go jump off a building, all of this pain isn't worth it anyway."

"real"
by hahaha minions! April 14, 2023
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