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Empty Hot Pocket

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.
Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.
by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017
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Alabama Pocket Wrench

(A special kinky sex move) Its where a family member puts one of their hands in one of your pockets and starts twisting your dick until your pants fill up with blood and cum.
Guy 1: Hey whatchu do last night bro?
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O
by GIMMEAUSERNAME April 22, 2019
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Hoosier hot pocket

Two men and one woman involved. The woman shits on one guys dick and he uses it as lubricant to anal fuck the second guy and right before ejaculation he put his dick in girls mouth blows his load.
Sarah Tom and mark made a Hoosier hot pocket last night after eating curry chicken and Indian buffet
by Cheyennekid3 April 30, 2019
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Mississippi Mud Pocket

The skin just underneath the butt cheek that can store fecal matter if not properly maintained
My Mississippi Mud pocket needs tongue punched.
by Georgia Drifter July 30, 2022
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pocket paddy-cake

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.
by Crashy873 October 4, 2016
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columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.
I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket
by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016
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western hot pocket

when a dude nuts in your butt. then you shit.
by sloth god December 25, 2018
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