Poop Unicorn

An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness

(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil

"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"

Poop Unicorn by The Unicorn Specialist March 6, 2012

poop sneakers

Sneakers with loops on the backs used to pull on while pushing out a hard poop

Where arey poop sneakers? I gotta take a poop

poop sneakers by Pnkldy November 7, 2013

poop night 

A night of significant pooping.

A really crappy night.

Last night was such a poop night!

poop night by Sir Poopsaloteeeeee March 1, 2014

poop cramps 

When your period cramps are so bad that they result in the sensation of having to poop.

The only way for Pheobe to relieve her poop cramps was to sit on the toilet for an hour.

poop cramps by bobracha1000 December 1, 2015

poop surfing 

when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying

"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"

"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".

poop surfing by elderlyworm March 27, 2017

Poop-dick Malone 

Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm

"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?

"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".

Poop-dick Malone by Gronkum May 31, 2017

poop train 

A train conducted by psychopaths.

"I'm the Conductor of the poop train!"

poop train by I Sharted May 1, 2018