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Sing Job

When you use a penis as a microphone and just sing at it.
“She said she wanted to give me a ‘sing job’, I thought it was weird, but I came in her mouth when she was hitting a high note
by PoonSlayer97 October 19, 2017
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Hollow Job

When BJ so good you hollow that dick out.
Suz left me dead with that hollow job.
by J183 October 26, 2017
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cron job

The software utility Cron is a time-based job scheduler in Unix-like computer operating systems. People who set up and maintain software environments use cron to schedule jobs (commands or shell scripts) to run periodically at fixed times, dates, or intervals.
did you use a cron job to do you stay up all night tweeting
by Enoch Light June 24, 2017
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torch job

when a fag blows a "straight" guy
Mindy's husband got drunk at the bar and got a torch job behind the building
by #gag July 2, 2017
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jersey job

When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.
I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.
by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 3, 2017
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ween job

When two men rub their dicks together until there’s enough friction to start a fire (it helps if you use pubes as kindling)
Hey man wanna come over and have a ween job
by Dontshiturself March 1, 2018
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Good job

The 2 most harmful words in the english language
- There are no 2 words more harmful in the english language than good job
- Sure, but were you rushing or were you dragging?
by Lildhansen March 4, 2018
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