Russian Firing Squad

Gather Vladimir Putin and the whole Russian gymnastics team. Putin will then continuously mouth bang the whole team until he blows.

Gave em a Russian Firing Squad last night!
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by WillieTrill May 6, 2015

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Fired on bum castle

A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.

Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.

by normanstanleyfletcher June 2, 2015

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When you shit on a girl’s chest With the end of a lit string of fire crackers tucked in your ass crack whilst simultaneously trying to finish titfucking the steamy mass before the fire crackers destroy your ass.

“I got drunk and tried the Arabian fire drill. Haven’t shit right since.”

by Hot pancakes September 15, 2020

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old fire horse

A person who sticks to a habit or routine.

Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..

by Ji2m October 10, 2015

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Oklahoma Box Fire

When slather a nice coat of hot sauce or icy hot on you ex’s dildo.

She will know I know when she finds herself in an Oklahoma Box Fire with no water gun.

by Big Church Blake September 1, 2022

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Louisiana Fire Truck

When having sex with a woman suspected of having an STD, the man first puts on one condom then covers it in hot sauce before putting on a second condom. If the fist condom breaks during sex, then the woman will scream like a fire truck which signals the guy to pull out.

The only way I will have sex with that woman is using a Louisiana Fire Truck

by Tattle Tail June 9, 2016

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