Empty Hot Pocket

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.

Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.

by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017

Hoosier hot pocket

Two men and one woman involved. The woman shits on one guys dick and he uses it as lubricant to anal fuck the second guy and right before ejaculation he put his dick in girls mouth blows his load.

Sarah Tom and mark made a Hoosier hot pocket last night after eating curry chicken and Indian buffet

by Cheyennekid3 April 30, 2019

Mississippi Mud Pocket

The skin just underneath the butt cheek that can store fecal matter if not properly maintained

My Mississippi Mud pocket needs tongue punched.

by Georgia Drifter July 30, 2022

columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.

I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket

by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016

idaho hot pocket

When a man craps in a woman's vagina and uses it as lube

I gave her a Idaho hot pocket last night

by Anonymous user name November 22, 2017

western hot pocket

when a dude nuts in your butt. then you shit.

i gave sally a western hot pocket

by sloth god December 25, 2018

pocket paddy-cake

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.

Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016