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Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga
I just learned Jew-jiutsu
by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021
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Jews

I don't have any problem with the jews that I don't have with the christians or muslims. I don't dislike the religions. I actually rather enjoy the stories and the extended lore. It's the God that I detest.
Hym "Come on Jews are you functionally equivalent to a Jesus in your religion or aren't you? Inquiring minds are dying to know!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Jew banging whore

A low Dollar prostitute as jews are considered cheap
Difference between a jew and canoe canoe tips
That jew banging whore has low yelp score but you don't pay much for her
by YETI SLAYER April 27, 2025
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A Jews wish

As in a pish (to urinate)
I’m going for a Jews wish
by L4ll4n206l May 28, 2025
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Jew Fish

A tasty delicacy with a funny name
“Yo yo I am the Jew fish salesman

“Please leave me alone
by Crack boy smokeSage November 6, 2021
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Autistic Jews

by ouhgeee November 18, 2019
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Token Jew

A Jewish person who is included in a group solely to create the appearance of diversity and inclusion, rather than because of their qualifications to be part of the group.
Valdemar: Did you hear Kyle was part of the Palestine protest yesterday?
Atheer: Really?
Valdemar: Obviously a token Jew.
by Valmerito May 18, 2024
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