Counterfeit Jew

Antisemetic slur that implies modern Jewish people are not the real Jews or have connection to the Old Testament Israelites.
No one:

Bitchute enjoyer: counterfeit Jews are going to Israel for the return of the Antichrist.
by chewcyees December 23, 2023
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ice jew

by BigEbola November 13, 2017
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Jew $heisty

Jew $heisty is a rapper who is Jewish and has rapped with another Jewish rapper named BLP Kosher, who is Jewish.
Guy 1: "Yo who's the dude with the Skidoo?"
Guy 2: "That's Jew $heisty!"
by ghostylikeposty December 13, 2023
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Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
by DeadGoat March 07, 2023
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Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.
Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place
by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024
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Jew dog

A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.
Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.
by Ballinasfck October 19, 2022
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jew-ish

When you feel like a jew, but aren't.
"I never claimed to be Jewish... my grandparents are Jewish, so I'm Jew-ish." - George Santos
by kristofferR December 04, 2023
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