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Club Kneck Neck

The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.
Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'

Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'
Club Kneck Neck by Dr Drake May 12, 2017
Related Words

To want to neck 

To want to neck is to wish to kill oneself (by hanging).

(Similar to "I want to die".)
Oh my god, I have four assignments this week and two presentations... It's causing me to want to neck!

got them in the neck 

He got them in the neck
got them in the neck by Random50 November 26, 2017

possess thy neck 

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck
If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

camel dick neck

A hickey from when one person sucks on another persons neck causing a hickey
You have a camel dick neck.
camel dick neck by Cangt February 20, 2018