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Milwaukee Milk-pipe

When a group of girls masturbate with their friends into a huge bucket, then start spitting, pissing, shitting, and bleeding into the bucket. When filled, they tie a guy down and put a pipe in his mouth pouring their concoction down it for him to enjoy. They guy is choking as they continue to shit, spit, and piss on his body and make him worship their feet. They then take off their sweaty socks and submerge them with water they ring them out down the tube as he enjoys some sweaty foot juice.
Brandon: "Ultan did the Milwaukee Milk-pipe with Kat"
Andy: "Wooow. That is disturbing"
Ultan: "Whaut? (Trying to hide the obvious shit in his mouth)
by RudeDudeInTheMood June 23, 2014
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SKIM MILK TITTIES

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.
We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.
by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006
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Black Coffee with Milk

Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.

Example-

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)

Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”

Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.
by Quelmo Rodriguez July 1, 2010
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homemade milk

THe shit that comes out of my dick when I feel turned on.
"I realised my supply of milk was running low, so I just made some homemade milk "
by Bubba_The_Retard July 6, 2006
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Bulgarian Milk Mustache

The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache

Partner 2: sure
by James corporately September 7, 2022
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Milk Bowling Balls

A term used to describe the perfect set of juicy, wonderful, big, luscious breasts that do not only make your penis rock hard, but also fills your heart with warm pleasure, you get feelings about making the lady as happy as you can for the rest of her life, and you straight up enter a state of mindfulness.
"Bruh those were the greatest set of boobs I have ever seen on a woman. Those things were straight up milk bowling balls."
by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021
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