a pirate matt

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

Egg (hakuna matata)

A very chill guy on discord who can only sing hakuna matata really badly

Do you know Egg (hakuna matata) he wont stop singing that awsome song

by Egg (hakuna matata) June 13, 2021

full blown hakuna matata

When you run from all your problems and take an abrupto and extended vacation.

Where did Mike go? I have seen him in months.

I heard he moved out to the country after his woman cheated on him.

Wow, he really went full blown hakuna matata.

by b0s$m4n June 28, 2021

Pulled a Matt

Making plans for Saturday morning, but getting too drunk Friday night to follow through with said plans

We were supposed to go to brunch today, but he pulled a Matt

by RedneckViking August 7, 2021

Matteo or Matt

DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES

Matteo or Matt is the best.

by OOPslayyyyOOP November 23, 2021

ava x matt

ava will change her name to be with her lovely Matt

I want to hold u in my arms Matt and love you every night. I love Ava x matt

by Gluten free Ebola January 9, 2022

dorky door matt

A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.

You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!

by xAnomally March 24, 2022