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Matthew

He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*
“ Like cmon these were all clearly written by middle school girls” -Matthew
by Spamemailonly November 23, 2021
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Matthew Chastain

omg is that Matthew, he is really a Matthew Chastain
by burb!!! March 12, 2021
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Matthew

Prob will be your best friend he is amazing in every way the best boyfriend ever I know from experience he is amazing caring and kind and can light up any room an awesome person who puts himself before others
Matthew is awesome
by Savannah has a hot bf April 12, 2020
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Matthew

Hey I heard Matthew be packing
by 👍🍝🔨 November 23, 2021
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matthew

person: who is matthew?
matthew: We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place good-bye
It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
by seok January 2, 2022
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Matthew

A fatty mc fat fat son, or shortened to fatneek, this nibba doesn't have a brain and has a iq of 2 and a slower reaction time than a sloth, I swear to god this guy loves eating shit for breakfast because he's breath stinks of ass cheeks. Matthews teeth has a gap larger than your mother, so pretty fucking big. Sucks at every game (mostly valorant), farts on people for fun and his hair cut is clapped as fuck holy jesus. Matthew also loves jerking off to loli hentai.
matthew:My name is Matthew
Guy:what a loser
by Chicken nugget boi February 8, 2022
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Matthew Erickson

Matt is a male specimen who thinks he the shit but he not the fart cause he plays ball hawks. He is also know as a depressing person because of his repost on Tik tok. (Ps I also forgot to add the same thing in Levi Bradley McFadden definition but he is also very depressed and obsessed with is ex
by Chink nugget69 December 25, 2024
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