Matthew

A happy stoner

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”

by mic.writes March 20, 2019

matthew allen bratton

Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.

A matthew Allen bratton is a great person and a amazing lover.

by I lost him April 15, 2020

Matthew macdonald

someone who is NOT green bean

Matthew macdonald is not green

by thepeenut November 7, 2024

Matthew

True sex god. Gets all the bitches. Tall, handsome, with beautiful blonde luxurius hair. Cannot be compared to simple humans. A real gift from God. He is the type of guy people always think are way out of their league.

He is a real Matthew

by Pakarat 🥵 👳‍♂️✈🏢🏢 February 24, 2024

Matthew

Matt is a very unwelcome child he is shit. But he usually like a girl that’s named michele.

John: yoo it’s matthew
michele: SO HOTTRRRT

by nazihater10208 February 3, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a generous person he fine and short and dark skin. Matthew are the best boyfriends in the world I suggest that Matthews date Esthers because they belong together. Esther are outgoing and sweet just like Matthew. All females need a Matthew in their life

Girl 1- hey girl 2 did u see Matthew

Girl 2- yea I did he looking good today

by I’m the right one November 4, 2019

Matthew

A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.

by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018