Long ass dick

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Brian has a long ass dick.

by ​‍‍‍‍‍‍ February 27, 2023

Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake

Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.

by TomSideways February 7, 2017

Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.

We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!

by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021

long nips

When the temperature reaches below the level of comfort and your nips grow three times the size

James: Wow! Its cold out

Michael: Oh yeah it is, I got me long nips.

by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018

Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.

I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”

by 261ERS February 15, 2024

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

Top Long

When a filthy whore in the tri-state area (Mostly Atlantic city and surrounding towns) gives you a fat sloppy slippery BJ for a long long time or at least until she chokes or passes out from lack of oxygen to her brain.

Ayo my nigga, remeber dat stanky hoe from last night at Duck Town she dun gave me top long behind the dumpster

by ACTrash69 November 11, 2021