Juice of life

Semen.

Ay Saurabh! How was your date last night? Did you inject her fertile womb with your juice of life, you ol' son of a gun?!? I know you did you egg fertilizing bastard.

by Haynus Raynus August 2, 2015

Bag For Life

1. A bag bought in supermarkets to be kept and reused many times.

2. A womanly part (or a lady with) that is vacuous in size - thus allowing storage of everyday shopping items, eliminating the need for a single-use plastic bag.

3. A wife

Took a girl back to mine on Saturday, when it got to it and I saw her moose's hoof it was so loose and big - she had a right bag for life.

by Fat Sam111111 March 22, 2013

Laugh Life

The time period during which something is generally accepted as funny. After a given amount of time, known as the laugh life of the joke, the joke has run it's course and is no longer funny.

Chuck Norris jokes are a great example of jokes that are past their laugh life

by Jtrain039 February 27, 2009

life foul

when someone does soemthing stupid and you want them to know they shouldnt have been born

joe is such a life foul he thinks you can have a kid by anal sex

by dan October 18, 2004

Real life

Real life is when your an adult ,so that means when your born that's not your real life .Now I know why teacher say "this is preparing you for your real life" because it means when your born your adapting stuff because we weren't born and adult to know everything .

guys settle down ,I need you to learn this for your real life .

by Aestheticgurl78 December 13, 2020

life jacker

Something or somone that prevents you from having a social life.

Guy 1: Man, ever since I started playing basketball for the high school team I've haven't done anything but eat sleep and play ball.

Guy 2: Yep sometimes sports can be life jackers.

by QMILLZ21 July 16, 2009

Gacha life

An amazing game that had to remove skin colors because of inappropriate content from being made

Gacha life is so cool!

by Lunawords May 26, 2021