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Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.
-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.
by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016
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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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Jordan

Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.
Jordan is a beautiful lady.
by VardanMarutyan October 10, 2025
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Jordan

Brownskin, tall, pretty boy who bottles up a lot of his issues and projects it outwards. He can seem cocky at first glance but when you get to know him he is pretty soft and loving.
Girl 1; Who is that tall brownskin guy with the nice smile
Girl 2; Oh that’s Jordan, go say hi !
by King Kinq November 22, 2021
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Jordan

A down to earth twaker from the country south twack pack. He is understanding and has a good heart. He sticks up for those he cares about and loves to tweak on bikes and sound systems. He enjoys fishing and spending his moments trying to be positive and happy for no one but himself. He is a troubled soul with many struggles and pain on his shoulders but strong willed

with a huge heart and hes smarter than he leads on to be. Dont let him fool you. He knows he is destined to be great. He is funny and a smidge of a Dick sometimes but all around a very good person to call your friend.
Jordan is the one guy who wears captain potato capes at your local party.
by Thisisforgiggles March 14, 2019
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Jordan

Abhors males of African descent and black people in general.
Jordan: Ni**a
by ireallyhatejordan November 28, 2021
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go. Expect him to cross your mind for a long, long time.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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