5th of January

The single most Catholic birthday ever , Hail Hail

Are you born on the 5th of January?

5th of January by Naughtynotn October 16, 2019

Jerkin January 

Every day for the whole January you have to jerk off.

Are you ready for Jerkin January

Jerkin January by Prizmic Soar November 1, 2019

Jealous January 

also known as JJ
this is the month where every couple cheats

person 1: "bro go cheat on your girlfriend with that girl over there"
person 2: "no, i'm loyal"
person 1: "bro its jealous january, you're allowed!"
person 2: "oh yeah i forgot"

Jealous January by imBDS December 20, 2019

Juicy January 

Free juice box for everyone!!!!!!

Yay its juicy january

Juicy January by Jamie5353 April 2, 2020

Jumba January 

When boys and girls go around using the art of Jumba throughout the month of January.

I am going to Jumba you so hard, because now it’s Jumba January!

Jumba January by Mr.Blackman1908 October 7, 2020

12th January 

Only queens/kings are born in this day!❤️Stay toxic😍

A:hbd king

B:why hbd king and not hbd david

A:Urban dictionary said only kings and queens are born on 12th January!
B:Ahhha..LMAOOOO!👍🏻

12th January by anonymous November 21, 2021

24th January 

National Hot Adam day
You should buy flowers for a hot Adam you know

Wait isnt it the 24th January?

24th January by Mei111 January 24, 2022