Jake

jakes are usually nice but complete weirdos. jakes are usually players and will cheat on you. jakes are usually idiots and do not know what they are doing. if you see a jake be prepared.

look at that guy he is such a jake

by reeeeebooty October 1, 2019

Jake

Really an all out bich and ass hole that always thinks he's right and is very self conscious.

There's jake

by Yeet yo know October 7, 2019

Jake

Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.

"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.

by Saxguy219 October 8, 2019

Jake

A wet bean

“Look there it’s Jake.”
“Wet bean.”

by Dry bean33 October 8, 2019

Jake

The biggest faggot in the midwest

Jake from Davenport is so gay

by Words and turds October 10, 2019

Jake

Super kind and nice, they're interesting and fun to hang out with.

Jake is so cool omg.

by That'sYourMOm October 10, 2019

Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019