An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.
"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."
by Eloteloca July 2, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Job mug.when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.
Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.
by loulemming August 3, 2011
Get the park jobbed mug.The illegal and inappropriate gesture involving two or more toe nails, an ostrich, a celery stick and/or a cactus. Originated in Southeast Asia and commonly used On the Korean battlefield, the Cell Job remains unknown to American societies.
Person 1: "I need a cactus."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."
by KoreanBattlefield December 4, 2010
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Get the Hollow Job mug.when you and your bros are vibing and one of you decides to give the other head (no homo is optional)
"Dude, Todd came over and I gave him a vibe job."
"Bro did you say no homo?"
"No, it was a vibe job, we were just vibing bro."
"That's pretty gay."
"Bro did you say no homo?"
"No, it was a vibe job, we were just vibing bro."
"That's pretty gay."
by operalakes October 5, 2019
Get the vibe job mug.when a man uses an eclair as a masturbation tool, then attempts to lick the eclair off when he's done orgasming
by iwantyouscreamingjesus January 10, 2011
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