Human Cigarette

When one person’s hair is set on fire whilst getting there toes sucked

1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”

by Big Muh Fuggin Eaf April 6, 2021

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Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.

After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.

by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020

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Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.

We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.

by Wagglefun May 5, 2019

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In order to provide a happy and secured life for our nation, the state has to follow an absolutely national policy and this policy has to be absolutely suitable and based on our internal organization. When I say national policy, this is what I mean: working for the real happiness and development of the nation and the country, protecting our existence before all else, relying our own power within our national borders... In general, not to cause a lot of tiring effort and harm for the nation by persuing unreachable, imaginary ideals... Expecting civilized and humane behavior and mutual friendship from the civilized world.

Foreign politics is closely related with the internal organization of a community. Because, foreign politics which are not based on internal organization are always destined to an unhappy fate. A community’s foreign politics is proportionally powerful and lasting as long as it has a strong and healthy internal organization

Keeping peace today was exhausting I don't think I could run for president the dam humans

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

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A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

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A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.

Yeah, I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

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