nice guy

Nice guys are covert bastards who are just waiting for opportunities to destroy women. Their feigned niceness is just that - feigned. This does not apply to homosexual nice guys who are, in reality, nice. The source of this discrepancy is not known.

For women, nice guys are best handled by using what little they have to offer, and then having nothing more to do with them. Their wisdom, principles and sober thinking are valuable at certain times, and their feigned niceness makes them easy to talk to. However, women are advised not to offer anything more than friendship to them.

Apart from these aspects, nice guys offer precious little to society. In fact, they are causing the deterioration of Western society with their faggy books, computers and telescopes. Haha, telescopes. They possess inferior genes in comparison to Real Men (TM). Nice guys are inherently unable to provide a woman with a good hard fucking, because just look at them. They're too nice.

Things nice guys may (or may not) say:

1. Haha, just LOOK at that skinny guy. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU WANT YOUR ASS KICKED?!

2. Get me another beer, love.

3. Girl, Imma treat you so right, you know ah alwez doo. Jyea.

4. Show us your tits! Ack-hurhurhurhur.

5. Is that your car? Ack-hurhurhurhur.

by Guy (nice) October 2, 2007

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Packer guy

The lowest form of human life. These men (and most usually women, too) find no purpose in anything in life but the hideous yellow helmets. Playoff losses usually result in suicide since there is nothing else to live for in Wisconsin.

Wow, who would've thought the Packer guy's body would have bounced THREE times off the concrete, he really took that playoff loss to the Vikings hard!

by satelliteoflove November 9, 2010

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sports guy

A man in his mid-20's to late-30's who believes that he could play pro sports even though he got no skills! Consequently, plays a pick-up game of flag football as if it was the friggin' Superbowl and usually ends up injured.

Dude, I could totally be playin' in the NFL righ now if my high school football coach didn't hate me. The guy new I was the best running back in the league and he resented me. That's why I never got any game time.

by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004

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guy biddie

an attractive guy you might see in your day to day life. you could also call him up for sexual favors.
- the same thing as a biddie but in a guy form

madison- hey look at those guy biddies!
phoebe- yeah they are pretty attractive!
madison- yeah joe is pretty hot. i`ll add him to my biddie list

by #1 biddie July 1, 2009

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lineup guy

A guy who starts dancing behind a girl at a party. When asked who she was dancing with, she will reply "I have no idea, because he was behind me I never saw his face. I couldn't pick him out of a lineup."

Sarah: "Who did you dance with at the party?"
Gina: "John, Danny, and a lineup guy"

by cassieVT March 28, 2010

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