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dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015
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dutch paperweight

A sexual act where one farts onto another while the victim is lying down. The fart paralyzes them, acting as a paperweight.
I gave Jane the Dutch Paperweight. It was really boring during the sex.
by Señor Heisenberg January 26, 2016
mugGet the dutch paperweightmug.

Dutch coven

This is a situation that occurs when there are at least five, consensual humans engage lung in the act of group sharing flatulance. At least one of the five participants must expel gas under a material (I.e. sheet,bedspread, tarp, etc.) and the remainder of said participants all cover their heads and breath through their noses.
Bob and Linda really loved running a hot dutch coven with the other HOA committee members every Thursday after the neighbor book club meeting.
by Dover113 December 9, 2021
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dutch trooper

When a girl is giving you head under the covers and farts but doesn't stop, effectively dutch ovening herself and being a trooper about it.
Dude she was such a dutch trooper, she wasn't feeling well and kept going and even contained the stench.
by Iboji December 11, 2017
mugGet the dutch troopermug.

dutch egg

Chris, I totally saw you stuff that Dutch Egg in Ziggy, you scoundrel!
by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017
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all them years dutch for this snake

all them years dutch for this snake dutch helped snake
all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2
by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021
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dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.
Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…
by tomarswego January 7, 2025
mugGet the dutch ninjamug.

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