Dutched

When you are touched by a Dutch.

Pedro- "I think I just got Dutched"
Carlos- "GG then"

by qpwoeituy March 14, 2016

Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.

"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"

by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015

Dutch Bros.

To have 2 Nederlander brothers fist fuck your ass and face.

“I could really go for some Dutch Bros.” said my gay cousin.

by HorseyBoner February 22, 2024

Dutch Force

The best Dutch warclan.

OMG, who won DWC? Dutch Force ofcourse!

by _Dutch_ February 12, 2018

Dutch curveball

The act of one throwing a fart in some one's face. Similar to a Dutch oven.

I gave that bitch a Dutch curveball.

by Maxdel August 8, 2021

Dutch hotbox

When you fart when driving a vehicle with passengers and pre-emptively lock the windows and doors forcing your passengers/victims to choke on your fart.

Have my girl and her friend a lift home from training and I totally Dutch hotboxed them after my double protein shake.

by Stoned dog guy April 2, 2019

Double Dutch

A made up language in which an “op” is placed before every vowel sound.
tropee - tree
Tr op ee

Only 1 op because the “ee is one vowel sound.
Opi hopope yopou openjopoy lopernoping thopis lopanguaopage.

Hopellopo, thopis opis hopow yopou spopeak dopoboble doputch
Hello, this is how you speak double Dutch

by DeerTreehuggerlanguagelover May 6, 2022