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cum glops 

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.
Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!
cum glops by YAWA April 26, 2022
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Cum Goblin 

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.
Kamilla is such a cum goblin.
Cum Goblin by Boofkin May 4, 2022

Cum bucket 

Like chum bucket but without the h
Man I can’t wait to go to the cum bucket

cum sock 

Jimmy, mom found the cum sock.
cum sock by cybaer July 18, 2022

cum sock 

the things under your brothers bed
cum sock is a sock u cum in
cum sock by peniswenisflenis September 1, 2022

Cum Karma 

When your girl snail trails your stomach after you cream pie’d her vagina, I grabbed her head and smeared it all over her face, cum karma!
Sherri snail trailed Chris, smashing her face into his stomach and watched cum dripping off her eyelashes, cum karma!