boner lord

king of boners

joe is the boner lord

by roasted_potato_salad April 3, 2022

Halloween Boner

When a woman or man gets turned on by a woman/man's Halloween costume.

You see her costume? I definitely have a Halloween boner.

by justdoit612 November 29, 2015

Cave Boner

A sexually aroused vagina.

He finished too quick and it left me with a cave boner.

by Jowybaggz August 21, 2022

Boner shivering

That feel when a guy knows he's about to have sex/mansturbate and his body starts to shiver and feel cold to warm up.

A: Are you feeling ok?
B: yeah, it's just a bit of boner shivering

by Deeca October 9, 2016

boner muffin

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

by SchmiddyMaster May 12, 2016

Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.

Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner

by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021

Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020