michael ryan green

A straight up dude that's kinda weird but not creepy. You'll laugh at his jokes and be cool around him even though sometimes you're just kinda like "this dude..."
"Michael Ryan Green is a cool guy, but he's a bit messed in the head."
by Lesaint84 December 20, 2016
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Seacrest or Ryan Seacrest

verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.

adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.

noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.

synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."

use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."

use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."
by Murray June 29, 2004
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Ryan Started The Fire

It was always burning since the world was turning! A phrase from The Office US that only true fans will remember.
Dwight: I have a song, ATTENTION EVERYONE, that I would like to sing, that I wrote especially for this occasion, while I was up in the flames. Ready? RYAN STARTED THE FIREEEE! IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNINGGG!
by 3xcity July 21, 2019
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debby ryan's face

the most punchable face you've ever seen. her creepy ass smile makes you want to jump in front of a bus.
"i want the punch debby ryan's face."
"ew. debby ryan's face."
by mylefttitty April 30, 2020
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Ryan's Toy Review

Ryan's Toy Reviews the money machine.
Ryan's Toy Review is Mr. Krabs
by Darnville March 23, 2021
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Ryan gately

A gay asian kid who made (by hand) everything you see around you
Haha i bet ryan gately made that shirt
by Tito123 December 21, 2008
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Ryan Ferber

Very pale person that laughs at his own jokes, is not the best joke teller in the first place.
"woah theres Ryan Ferber we should maybe get out of here"
by discounthair July 19, 2017
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