mafia man

woodz.

Person A: Have you seen the Feel Like MV?
Person B: Yes! He’s a real mafia man

by woodzluvr March 16, 2021

muffless man

Man who gets no muff

Derek gets no muff thusly he is the muffless man.

Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.

by olleitiv December 20, 2013

Man-Twat

A gentleman's bum hole

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.

by B - Wang March 25, 2019

Harness-Man

A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.

I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.

Man, you sure are a harness-man

by Spiderlocnow August 13, 2019

Man Slave

A submissive male that lives only to please his mistress in any way desired, financially or physically.

Todd was Eva's man slave, first he had to wash the dishes and then wash her.

by Sarah.Gibson31 June 9, 2018

Man door

Service entrance to a mans genitals

I can’t wait to enter Tim’s Man door

by Ozarks November 7, 2020

man agony

The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.

I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.

by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012