Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

bozo balls

when the balls happen to be quite bozo

alex: nigga nigga bozo balls
me: facts musha

by bozoballs July 3, 2021

Thigh balls

When the scrotum stretches to the thigh region of the leg to make them one in the same.This is usually a birth defect but can happen from dangerous obesity.

Man i bet cliff has thigh balls judging from his kelbos.

by Sansan1 March 26, 2009

spin balls

A person just below the top position that has no clue as to what he is doing and speaks way to fast for his intelligence.

That guy reminds me of spin balls cause he dont have a clue what to do.

by Caution hot September 7, 2016

yaga ball

You basically smash a girl into a little ball and yell YAGA.

Heard some 12 year old in CSGO say this so I thought I would define it.

girl: hey what's up
boy: YAGA BALL!

by BobSponge01 May 2, 2019

Ball Coolant

The act of placing a slightly chilled object beneath the testicular bag in order to increase testosterone, stimulating the penile shaft resulting in increased penile circulation and a massive erection.

During his pre-practice nap, Matt always applies ball coolant in order to increase aggression toward his foes.

Hey Steven, have you ball coolanted today? Only three times!

by Ball Coolant September 29, 2014

Salami Balls

When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami

I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.

by persond543 April 4, 2016