Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

Asshole

That one guy that cuts you off in traffic

Asshole: *cut you off in traffic and give you the finger*
You: nice driving asshole very nice

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 September 13, 2019

Asshole

Male Jerk.

You're an asshole as in male jerk.

by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025

Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.

Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

Asshole Domingo

A complete asshole that always breaks gear he works on.

Man, that Technician is a asshole domingo

by Wrench2020 May 6, 2020

asshole

Andrew, Forby, Damian, Fyn, Ethan and to finish off Eddy. To start off with these people are horrible people and they are just flat out toxic.

Adam treats Andrew like an asshole every day.

by Eli00 September 2, 2018

Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020