Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

Thomas Geuther

when she sticks her foot in your ass (lubed with frothy snapple) so you stick your fist down her throat whilst having your palm covered in hot chocolate as you scream "buss".

OH MY GAWD THOMAS GEUTHER RAHHH!!

by Bing Chillin June 1, 2023

Thomas

Shook head

When Thomas says “we are open till 7.45 on Sunday” he is a shook head

by PAPAstanners December 31, 2023

Thomas Rice

A Person That Sucks Dick For A living

That woman on the street was very Thomas Rice.

by SchwabTheZombie May 7, 2018

robert david thomas

Someone who is a beautiful ginger. Often referred to friends as a "kind soul" with a huge ginger heart.

Everyone loves a robert david thomas. The most genuine, gym motivated type of people you will ever meet and we all know one!

Person 1: Who wants to go chicken place?
Person 2: hehehehhawwww !!!

i would LOVE to meet a robert david thomas
Oh that guy is such a Robert David Thomas!

by theycallmetave May 8, 2024

martyn thomas

Martyn thomas is an Mi5 agent, he is a secret spy. He lives to catch baddies

Phrases have been used like

"That bond bloke has nothing on Martyn Thomas"
"Heyyyy, the names thomas, martyn thomas"
"There's a martyn thomas in my boots" - woody toy story

by JDawgyDawwwwg April 3, 2012

Bradley Thomas

The worlds best boyfriend. He is so sweet, smart, cute, funny, hot, and just an overall amazing person. He is the worlds sweetest person and is so good to his girlfriend. He always buys her presents for Christmas. He is amazing

OMG Bradley thomas is so good to me! He's so sweet!

by Ketiqua August 30, 2021