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anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork
by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017
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Waffle

A person with no swag. But wishes they had it. Often jealous of people they can never be.
That waffle is so jealous of me. She is constantly in my mix.
by T$Jones September 19, 2015
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Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.
One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!
by RayRoomp June 23, 2025
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Waffling

Waffling is when you are talking rubbish or you don’t know what your talking about
How old are you?
Yesterday I went to Dubai

Your waffling
by yhyh419 February 26, 2022
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Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta
Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms
by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023
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Waffle-Pancake

To take one statement or belief and turn into hate speech or something generally discriminatory against something related to that statement. Like real waffles and pancakes, one may be rooted from the other, but they are still two different things.

Coined by Louis McClung on YouTube.
“This is no waffle-pancake idea, because I am saying I do not like trad wives, does not mean I don’t like Christianity, okay? ‘Oh, Louis! You’re making fun of some Christians! That means you hate Christians, you think it’s bad, you think we’re all stupid!’ No??????” -Louis McClung
by JaxonArsenic December 23, 2024
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throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone jumps ahead of others
Teacher:*assigns group project*
Friend: Ight bet just finished

Other Friend: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.
by hAmz_n_eGgz January 27, 2023
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