Hand me

To hold someone's hand - you 'hand them'

Awww why don't you ever hand me?

by G-gurl October 7, 2008

Helping Hand

The name of the repossession company that Otto works for in the film "Repo Man".

Oly: "Helping Hand"...fucking right we took your car. Guess who told us where it was, your goddamned brother!

by semanon March 21, 2008

idle hands

Idle Hands: A shitty movie with no funny parts or nudity. The only good part is seeing a young Jessica Alba with basically no clothes on, but she is all over some fag in the movie.

"Have you seen that terrible movie Idle Hands?" ...... "Hell no, only Justin would buy something as shitty as Idle Hands."

by Stephen N April 8, 2005

ass hands

Hands that are attached to your ass that help you 'back there'. They don't wipe but they do love their peel and eat shrimp!

My ass hands are at the buffet eating peel and eat shrimp.

Damn this shopping is heavy, wish I had a pair of ass hands.

by Doktor Odd August 13, 2007

brown hand

when one places his hand in a pile of his own or someone elses fecal matter.

look, skip has his hand up his ass again! what a brown hand !!!!

by contact May 23, 2004

Pint in hand

The act where one holds a pint of alcohol in ones hand. Usually sitting down and gesturing with the other hand by raising a middle finger. Hard man pose.

Kev - *Shows picture of man in typical 'Pint in Hand' pose*

Mark Spaghetti - "Top fucking lad, pint in hand!"

by MaxCarsLad February 14, 2005

Giving the Hands

When another person is bested in every possible way by another in a specific situation, they have been "given the hands."

The successful person has essentially taken away any opportunity for the failed person to redeem himself, at which time the winner gives back the hands of the failed person.

Kenny: Lately he's really been giving the hands to you the hands then?
Matt: Yeah, he fucked my wife and shit in my pillow case!

by DaBasixx June 12, 2014