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Dick tickling

An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..
Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"

Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."
by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022
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Godzilla Dick

Using the forced perspective of Japanese
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having

forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with

the petite actress.
Sidney: My manager has Godzilla Dick, but the health insurance isn’t anything to shame a stick for.

Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club
by Mikey_Ruben May 11, 2025
mugGet the Godzilla Dickmug.

Easton's little dick

Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger
Easton's little dick is his pinkie
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
mugGet the Easton's little dickmug.
After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.
I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!
by The master of the d September 30, 2013
mugGet the after dick delusion syndromemug.

vacation dick

A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.
This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.
by CockGarage420 June 8, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

dick cheese

person 1: quar has dick cheese
person 2: i know
by cockdestroyer999999 July 10, 2021
mugGet the dick cheesemug.

Dick and testi torture

Hey dude Can you give me some Dick and testi torture

Tf is that?

its CBT but just a different saying
by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad December 1, 2022
mugGet the Dick and testi torturemug.

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