National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019

Happy Valentinder's Day

Lonely people hooking up on Tinder so they won't be alone on Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentinder's Day: Candice is so lonely that she's on Tinder just so she won't be alone on Valentine's Day...

by Roman Wolf 11 February 14, 2020

National booty/thigh pic day

Celebrated on October 21st, send a booty or thigh pic to whoever sent you this!

Yo shawty it's national booty/thigh pic day send me BOTH

by nickneedthis October 20, 2021

Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

Hate On King K. Rool Day

August 1st is the day where people are encouraged to hate on the villain, King K. Rool from the Donkey Kong Franchise

Yo, today is Hate on King K. Rool Day. Let's go challenge some King K. Rool mains to a 1v1

by Starfoxfan900 July 24, 2025

national fifa point day

When a girl buys fifa points for her boyfriend on the 22nd march which marks the 16th anniversary of FIFA Ultimate team and a number of packs come out.

Oh its the 22nd march, better buy my man fifa points as its national fifa point day

by godisgood2000 March 22, 2024

National Swordfish Day

Celebrated on the 15th of July and you have to give your friend a swordfish(drawing).

Person 1: Dude here, it's National Swordfish Day!

Person 2: Wow thanks! a drawing of a swordfish!!

by Notgaymat July 19, 2022