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wonky dick

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh
That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”
by Glitchforces1 August 5, 2022
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National suck dick week

Hey did you know it is national suck dick week do you want to join me this week
by Sexy James 69 August 6, 2022
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Dick shitter

I was driving and then this dick shitter cut me off
by Olliedoesiswin August 6, 2022
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Dick to dick

Consecutive, in a row, one after the other, back to back

Can be used with anything. Cars stuck in traffic are dick to dick. If it rains multiple days a week it’s raining dick to dick. Even songs in a playlist are played dick to dick.
A: “I really need to finish these cigarettes before 12”.
B: “You should smoke them dick to dick that will help you get through them faster”.
by Pumpernickelryebread June 6, 2022
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Leandros Dick

by Tyler stan June 6, 2022
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My dick

My dick is something that your mum sucks
by …? June 7, 2022
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Small dick

people called Mathew, Kamran, or Soloman usually have this kind of a dick but always say they have a 6-inch. they get no bitches and Mathew usually spends his way of life exploring porn hubs for new vids
by jjjjjjjjhhhjjj June 7, 2022
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