National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Dick

BIG AND JUICY

Omg that DICK is so JUICY

by Gvhvg June 25, 2021

Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female

Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Dick

A thing connected to long yellow big round ginormous testicals that can slap people in the face and it may hurt. Your dick may also get hard if your human

My dick got hard and it poked someone

by Pusseater69 October 27, 2019

sick as a dick

Another idiom for sick as a dog
Feelinf very unwell,

That guy's sick as a dick

by gilfaizoncharmedimsure June 12, 2018

Big dick daddy

A male who gives you an abundance of pleasure.
One who you feel the need to call daddy

Whoo wee, chris.meade is my big dick daddy, he almost knocked the bottom out!

by Ruthanne199 August 9, 2021

Cashauns dick

Longest dick your ever going to get

Damn cashauns dick is amazing

by Hellokiddos239474 April 1, 2019