Totally Joyful Day

Totally Joyful Day, is a dog whistle used by racist neo-nazis to refer to Jews. TJD = Total Jew Death.

This dog whistle is inspired by the already popular dog whistles that originated on 4chan and have been around for loads of time

Ex: Totally Marvelous Day! = Total Migrant Death

Ex: Totally Nice Day! = Total N*gger Death

Hanz: *walks past jew* “wow it’s a Totally Joyful Day!”
Andreas: “I agree :)”

by BigDaddyDagger February 07, 2024

beat the shit out of a clown day

on december the 3rd, you find the clown, asshole, or furry closest to you, and beat the living shit out of them.

hey Jim-Bob! its beat the shit out of a clown day!

by 14637956857642236735 December 02, 2020

NATIONAL COWGIRL JASPY DAY

celebrate all the cowgirls on DECEMBER 31.

Lets fucking go. It National COWGIRL JASPY DAY. Lets celebrate all the cowgirls

by EWTEE March 17, 2021

BULLY GEO DAY

a day to fill full your needs of bullying bbra leader geo. this day is to degrade our dear leader and “appreciate” him as always.

“ITS BULLY GEO DAY!!” Jasek told everyone. “Geo has finger toes” A member of the BBRA Community added. (love you geo)

by Giulianni January 02, 2021

2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020

National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

by dëēź ñūtż September 21, 2021

National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024